Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Ode to Obsession: Alan Davies



In the past couple of months, this man has become a bit of an obsession with me. I have been hunting down pretty much everything he has ever done and watching the crap out of it. And if all fails, I've been going back to QI, where he's a fixture.
I don't quite know where the fascination lies. Well, he's unbelievably hot. And seems to get better looking as he ages. I don't really find him funny, and his intelligence is something of a debate and I do have a hard time comprehending his brand of wit. But I just can't seem to stop watching him.
This obsession has led me to discover truths about the internet which have largely been a part of the cyber urban legends and I never really believed to be true. The seedy underside. The troll central, the cesspool which only consists of human bacteria that breeds hate. I had never really come across places on the internet which was just out there to tear people into pieces. I've discovered that all that celebrities say about the internet is mostly true.
A very disconcerting thought.
But a toast to Mr. Alan Davies. We have been together for more than a month and still going strong. 

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